Sunday, July 16, 2006

Extravagant

They talk about us being extravagant. You hear him before?
"To support their extravagant lifestyles."

Do i look extravagant?

One day my wife asked me for $20 to buy a rump roast from the butcher. I told her, "$20 for a rump roast?". Of which i took her to the kitchen where we got a full length mirror. I pull out a $20 bill out of my pocket. I hold it up to the mirror. I say, "Sweetheart, you see that $20 bill in the mirror?" That one belongs to you. This one belongs to me". And i'm out of there. It's over.

The next day, ladies and gentlemen, i come home... and i see roasted meats from one end of the table to the other. And I asked her, i said, "Honey, where'd all the meat come from?" So she took me back over to the full-length mirror. She lifts up her dress, ladies and gentlemen. She points to the mirror and she says..."The one in the mirror is yours, honey. This one belongs to the butcher."

I mean, extravagant? Do i look extravagant?
-Jackie Dee DiNorscio, in a trial of Lucchese crime family-

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

World Cup 2006

ITALY

Sebegitu nafsukah Italia untuk menjuarai Piala Dunia, sampai-sampai:

-Bermain catenaccio, seolah-olah seperti bermain dengan 1 kiper, 1 pemain depan, dan 9 bek?

-Nggak berani mengurung pertahanan tim "hanya" sekelas Ukraina sekalipun?

-Bermain kasar sampai-sampai harus mendapat kartu merah melawan AS dan Australia?

-Grosso melakukan diving untuk mendapatkan hadiah penalti kemenangan melawan Australia di menit-menit terakhir?

-Sering jatuh, berakting "kelas piala Oscar", walaupun hanya disenggol sedikit?

-Materazzi memprovokasi Zidane dengan kalimat "anak pelacur teroris" agar terkena kartu merah?

-Mencari simpati dunia dengan kasus suap dan bunuh diri?

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GERMANY

Terima Kasih, Klinsmann...

Klinsmann

-Atas medali juara ke-tiga di Piala Konfederasi 2005 dan Piala Dunia 2006

-Atas permainan menyerang Jerman yang sangat menarik.

-Atas prestasi Lukas Podolski, yang meraih best young player.

Podolski
-Atas prestasi Miroslav Klose, yang meraih top scorer
Klose

Semoga jaya di Piala Eropa Swiss 2008 dan Piala Dunia Afrika Selatan 2010 !
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Best regards,
Fans kalian yang sedih, karena timnas Jerman tidak berhasil menjadi juara, sekaligus bangga, karena telah bangkit dari masa keterpurukan

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Nonton Bareng

Gila banget! Pas final Piala Dunia, Citos penuh sesak dengan lautan manusia. Belum pernah gue lihat Citos serame ini. Padahal waktu semifinal antara Italy dan Jerman (yang menyakitkan...), walaupun saat itu sudah termasuk ramai, Citos nggak seramai pas final!
Waktu mau pulang pun, antrian mobil mau keluar penuh sesak. Gue nunggu sejam supaya bisa keluar.

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Auf wiedersehen.....