Extravagant

They talk about us being extravagant. You hear him before?
"To support their extravagant lifestyles."

Do i look extravagant?

One day my wife asked me for $20 to buy a rump roast from the butcher. I told her, "$20 for a rump roast?". Of which i took her to the kitchen where we got a full length mirror. I pull out a $20 bill out of my pocket. I hold it up to the mirror. I say, "Sweetheart, you see that $20 bill in the mirror?" That one belongs to you. This one belongs to me". And i'm out of there. It's over.

The next day, ladies and gentlemen, i come home... and i see roasted meats from one end of the table to the other. And I asked her, i said, "Honey, where'd all the meat come from?" So she took me back over to the full-length mirror. She lifts up her dress, ladies and gentlemen. She points to the mirror and she says..."The one in the mirror is yours, honey. This one belongs to the butcher."

I mean, extravagant? Do i look extravagant?
-Jackie Dee DiNorscio, in a trial of Lucchese crime family-